Pollyana Cowgirl

Seduced and Deflowered.

I give up. While the rest of the world is consumed with Christmas gifts buying, evicting the horrors of 2006 and making plans to welcome 2007 with style and panache, I am here, a virgin blogger. Figuring out HTML (hey! that`s *not* my language!), selecting a blogskin and being moderately oblivious to the surge in water levels during Singapore`s winter wetwonderland.

So, I guess I am trying very hard to sound witty, making a concerted effort to impress and convince all and dandy that yes I can write. Write. I can go on and on. In fact, this is MY BLOG. Despite previous reservations and indiscriminate rants about the act of blogging (refer to the theory of the 22nd century "Me, myself and I and I"), I have been seduced. Here I am.

To prevent myself from joining the deluge of bloggers who just blog, I have a set of rules and if you have read thus far, I trust you will be a regular visitor and this set of rules will set the stage for our impending relationship. Blogger and visitor.

1) I will refrain from writing essays. Blog entries will be entertaining, succinct and blog-worthy.
2) I will post silly pictures and photos.
3) I will not indulge in gossip.
4) I will not rant or rave or gush or turn my blogspace into mush.
5) I will spellcheck, grammar check, info check and aesthetic check my entries.
6) I will indulge in myself by posting lists of my favourite fruits, my favourite books, my favourite songs, my favourite places etc.
7) I will not use pseudonyms. Real people, real names.
8) I will update my blog.
9) I will use English, Singlish, Malay, Han Yu Pin Yin, Japanese, Teochew, Bahasa Indonesia *soon* (wonder why?) to write.

It is time for goodbye. Bye Singapore. Hello J-land in 12 days! Woo.

Disclaimer: Pollyana Cowgirl bears no responsibility for boredom and any negative consequence as a result of this blog. This blog is not meant for educational purposes. This blog serves as a source of updates to aid the blogger and her family & friends to keep in touch while she is in her new home for the next 2 years.

posted by Poot @ 11:14 PM